Lost in Space

Feels like a misplaced opening.

Oldman plays his typical great bad guy.

Most of this feels overacted.

Checks his nails :)

The uniforms remind me of Silverhawks.

The ship got to be horribly fuel expensive to push through an atmosphere.

Pillowy docking bay.

Thank goodness for the deploying landing gear.

Poke it with a stick first!

Did he really say “I love you wife”?

Dr. Smith is eternally condescending.

Robot has a severe Irish Whisper.

That was risky hoping he wouldn’t make it through.

A lone touching moment.

Jupiter 2 looks like the Millennium Falcon’s bloated uncle.

Psychedelic and abrupt credits.

Sometimes you feel bad giving a 2/5. Sometimes you DON’T.