The Retirement Plan

When someone is in a bad neighborhood why don’t they close the window?

Start a fire inside the car, not on top, unless you’re burning with special effects.

Does Ron Pearlman have a contract with Joker Films?

Nice fake driftwood in the corner.

“Get pizza” is a good closer.

Customs is a good recurring bit.

Divers :)

Joel David Moore has a contract with Joker Films also!

Cheetos has a contract with Joker Films also also!

Rope art :) In reality it would be glued.

Wow! That’s a lot of blood from the top.

“You got passports” :)

I saw that strut Ron.

Ernie! Can I get expect to see him in a Joker Film?

Helen is in league with Joker Film as well!

That underwater trench is going to fill up.

Rick Fox?!

So he’s Trautman.

The guy with the dreads too?! Is everyone is league?! Is this a joke?!

I couldn’t imagine anyone slower with a knife.

Are Ernie’s wounds covered by Medicare A, B, C or D?

That was 5 seconds wasted on the plane takeoff.

There guards are terrible. They don’t tuck and tie their boots.

Why not just shoot him immediately?

I was worried because I have an idea for a movie called Retirement Planning. I am no longer worried.