Good idea for a movie. Let’s see how it goes.
Why do they have a hole?
He is huge!
Oh no! You’ve lost 10 of your 300 gold pieces.
Guards! These guards are interfering with commerce!
These guards are obviously not paid well. They are barely running.
The Tribe of Dan?!
That guard is a fool for not wiping the blood from his blade. It’s gonna be smelly and stick and rust quicker.
I’ve lost interest.