Commando

I don’t remember a garbage truck.

I wonder who’s the boss.

It’s like the intro to an 80s sitcom.

Watch out for ticks from that deer!

He’s speaking quiet for a nearly helicopter and standing 20 feet from his house.

He didn’t even warn the guards!

He keeps his weapons loaded. Not good gun safety.

$100 grand! Even with inflation he got ripped off.

What a horrible outfit.

The flight attendant wouldn’t grab him.

That’s an extremely loud timer.

What is a crash rescue truck doing just tooling around?

Now I know Sully’s a jerk. He parked crooked.

Good job wasting maximum time on a man staring at a watch.

“Wanna see me kick some ass” :) .. And who was cruising mall cops?

The expression on his face as he says “One gigantic mother fucker” :)

“Slash” OMG

Is this the mall of infinite security?

Those glass blocks fell apart easily.

Good thing this store that clearly necessitates one, didn’t have an alarm.

There wasn’t time to read the instructions.

They drove awful close to the edge of the pier.

Game over man.

He’s gonna get blisters in those new boots.

He got to the other side of the bay awful quick.

That one guy took a lot of bullets.

Every grenade takes out a pair in unison.

A lot of steam leaks.

No way he heard her. That was terrible.

Two successful slashes and not blood on anyone’s blade. Hmm.

He’s like Godzilla. Electricity makes him stronger.