Bark

Scrape against the tree.

I question if yelling help will draw anything but unwanted attention.

A snail taunting him with with its velocity.

He’s cracking quite quickly.

Be ready to kick.

I hope he’s not married to the sea.

“Which green do you see” is clever.

Move your arms from time to time so they aren’t numb when they are needed.

Don’t thank him yet.

Maybe werewolves aren’t involved.

That’s a bad choice of words.

You learn something everyday. Never in my life have I heard of dendrophilia.

Is he a lumber company executive?

He’s got good hygiene.

This is too good for him.

I still hold that a movie with minimal budget and cast are often extremely good.