Samurai Cop (1/5)

Watching this on recommendation of MacTuffins.

A terrible wig.

I’ll watch this at 1.25 speed.

The people in the helicopter have dramatically different skin.

“It’s warm and ready”? That’s terrible.

The helicopter is clearly not moving.

Thy all look around suspiciously an awful lot.

The cop car has a smashed headlight.

Stop saying “shoot him”.

A cop has never said “ya got ‘em”.

This is a bad combo of Miami Vice and Lethal Weapon.

No one says “I’m burning” while burning.

She’s in a helicopter. She can’t hear you!

Look. A sun burned white goon.

A real samurai working for the bad guys?

“Yeah. Yeah. You know you’re number one.” What a brush off.

The female uniformed cops aren’t allowed belt buckles.

“Would you like to touch what you see”?! A five year old can write better dialog.

I’m out after 20 minutes on 1.25 speed.

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