I saw this years ago when a friend and I fell for the incredible title as 13 year olds in Blockbuster. Let’s see how it holds up.
Madison has incredible hair :)
Standard 80s font.
A lot of unnecessary grunts.
The driver CANNOT see the middle of the rear of that truck!
Cannon stands for carnage.
No one shoots an M-16 like that.
The ninja leader has a lisp.
He should have told her to take a deep breath.
Good old painting of Ronald Regan.
This is perhaps the lamest form of bullying.
They never mention this is set in the Philippines. I had to check Wikipedia.
Mr. Gray Beard has typical 80s pants.
I think the giant labeled skeleton poster is ridiculous.
Four millions doesn’t seem like a lot.
Did Steve (RIP) get paid by how many times he says “bad ass”?
The famous bucket scene.
They have every color ninja except green?!
Of course Jackson has a bike.
I think the problem is how is he gonna get back on base.
The famous warehouse scene.
My wife is rolling her eyes… “It could not be more cliche”.
Classic 80s header into water.
Overacting when he is rear ended on the bike.
Classic 80s sneak music.
Power fingers.
At least he won’t leave a trace :)
The jeep spotlight operator doesn’t seem surprised.
Ridiculous crashes induced explosion.
Limo Ninja!
What kind of Colonel bites his thumbs.
All you’ve done is force him to drop his sai?!
Are those Jordache Jeans she’s wearing?
Jackson is dressed like an action figure.
With the wrist flamethrower we get foreshadowing for the “ninja magic” of evil ninjas… technology.
Overacting when shot in the back.
That smoke bomb didn’t obscure he ran around the corner.
This does not qualify for the romance genre.