You knew it was woods so why not a backpack?
He is clearly not Indiana Jones.
Something like this you always have to ask is he really your dad? Kind of rude but ask for proof.
I’m sorry? On purpose?
Is that human?
Don’t give away your weaknesses.
Who is the bigger liar? I’m not sure I like either of them already.
This is why you never plan to stay with someone you don’t know ahead of time.
Move the knife!
I wouldn’t stay.
Littering!
They really expect the family to help carry?
How’d he get back to sleep?
Lay a trap.
Get a weapon first.
He didn’t notice the rug was moved?
Dr. Poop didn’t lock the hatch?
If you find that in your bathroom don’t freeze! Smash!
At least when he commits he commits.
Wouldn’t he put his crossbow back in the trunk?
When he’s not doing massive movies Elijah seems to do weird stuff.
Hotel clerk is a d-c$.
Take that out of your face.
Very calm. That is what I was thinking.
Points for oddness.