Excalibur (4/5)

Wow! Look at that font!

That guy just tossed a burning torch in the air!

His pensive just concerned stare over the battlefield is some real acting :)

“Talk is for lovers” is a good line.

This smells like a hoax.

The knights are happy so they can take the metal suits off.

The purpose of the dancing is to give the knights boners after drinking wine correct?

Drinks with weapons is a bad idea.

Why would a knight want to die because an idiot noble wants another noble’s dancer.

How convenient a henge was nearby.

Hey look! There is a gate to sneak in by right there.

“Your list will hold you up” :)

The lengths he will go for let’s be honest… rape.

He has is full suit of armor on?!

What abomination will this sew.

It’s easier to care for a baby when you can use a sleep spell.

At least their struggling to move in armor is realistic.

This isn’t a hourly. It’s medieval bumper cars.

How many times over the last 18(?) years have these villagers watched someone fail to draw the sword.

Very action music as eye runs through the woods after an old man.

Is no one looking for the new king? Has Merlin obscured them with magic?

Is this actually Fizban?

What is the useless little dangling shield on their armor?

His flail almost hit the camera man.

I see his “dad” but where is his “brother”?

The armor polishers have job security in this realm.

An entire castle would not have been constructed in such short a time.

They gave him a hat.

Two days from now… a fight with with someone who they know not where he be.

These idiots throw about “whatever the cost” so loosely.

F-it! I hate this!

No one missed the Queen all night?

Where is Guenevere?

He seats a lot for a hanging man.

I suppose searching for a grail sounds better than searching for a cup or a tumbler.

Perceval must smell awful.

Why put nipples on a breastplate?

Is this rebirth?

I haven’t seen much that would give me thought that Merlin is a good friend.

That’s what you want in a king… beating an old women.

The blow to Arthur was not a great effect.

Can Perceval get a vacation now? He is the knight of two tries.

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