Many obvious elements.
Don’t play chess with Theron.
No smiling!
No exchange of jewelry.. that’s an obvious giveaway.
It wasn’t love, it was uh… lust. Yeah, just lust.
He must be a cousin of Bubo.
Goblins?! Those are gold-plated apes!
Some semi-charming not quite annoying banter.
Does the mirror still work when not “on the wall”?
Yeah, my plan sucks :)
Why are you complaining about how hard she hit him?!