There is going to be his DNA everywhere.
He immediately moved to not caring about anything other than his own comfort. No concern of being caught.
Why is security not arriving?!
With how low the budget must have been this has got to make a big profit.
I hope you want to see Willem Dafoe’s body cause it’s coming.
Polaroids?
His sweaty feet are all over the carpet.
That fruit is going to become more inedible touching it with your pee hands.
Pushing the furniture would be easier than pulling it.
He just cleaned himself and now he’s crumbing through soil.
Of course he cut his hand.
In 40 minutes I can’t wait to see all the stuff that’ll be in the pond.
Huge apartment and just that thin vent for for all the heating and cooling needs.
He’s trapped. A locked door is a time consuming project.
Clever goggles… looks like a new super hero’s first costume attempt reject.
Oh no… I’ve got a bad feeling…
Another entire movie is just in that hidden space.
He just needs something to add support to the wood tool.
Please don’t zoom in… ugh you did.
If you fed your dog good quality food you or your burglar wouldn’t mind eating it.
We knew that was going to happen eventually.
And now it falls? Or at an even more inconvenient time?
Having de-evolutioned into a Neanderthal he discovers fire.
Where the hell? Eventually insurance evaluators will come.
He’s become an installation.
He’d be so happy to be in prison, though the judge will give an exception.
He should have put a HELP sign in the window.