Jason of Star Command (s1e1) (1/5)

What a dramatic door opening. That door is certainly not air tight.

Commander looks like a slob in a sports store.

A lot of reusing useless shots of button pushing.

What the hell – the slob is floating in space like a boar on a hook! Spacesuits needless, perhaps they train by breathing into a Dyson.

What a horrendous looking alien ship – they just glued some hairballs to random model parts.

How many f-n times we need to see the flashing console buttons!

Jason is a terrible rank.

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