Love parent’s response… and totally understand his.
Love control room guy.
They rolled all the awful tropes into one douche. I wonder who’ll get eaten first.
Who’s kid is that chanting! Get him outta there.
If corporate stupidity were extinct the movie industry would suffer a serious blow.
That breath must smell nice.
A net gun… FOOLS!
Neither are you.
At least a “diverse” group of ACUs will die.
I bet Craig wishes he were fishing off the Alaskan coast.
I’m glad to see #NapoleonDynamite running the Gyrosphere.
No auto recall?
Tanks! Tanks!
Oh my god. Sure, I can fly an assault chopper. I am a super rich imbecile. And while I am at it, if I ever work directly for a super rich douche, I am not calling them “sir” unless they have been knighted.
Creepy shoulder rub.
Who didn’t see this coming.
Love the fool double fisting the margaritas while fleeing. That is the best bystander since the roller-skater in #Superman circa 1978.
Fish ‘n chips.
Again with the creepy shoulder rub?!
What is with the new guy’s emphatic button push?
Awkward good-bye.
And the circle is complete.