Get your shoes off the bed!
That was odd.
Fist bump your wife?
Are we done with the setup. I’m ready for the antics.
Dad has a shoe problem. Take your shoes off the kitchen counter.
The decorative nail lady was a little annoying, but she is growing on me.
Binoculars?
You said you wouldn’t have fun without them :(
These words of wisdom from dad are like more refined versions of the useless crap my friends and I would make up, but it’s funny in an odd way.
How are they not going to notice that driving maniac in a loud car?
I love the awkward silent sitting against a wall with balloons.
I assume he’s always been calling her Shorty. Ahead of his time I suppose.
I feel Bill could talk you into anything.
“I’m on fire” spoken in the most mundane way possible :)