That poor cow.
The dog!
What the hell was that? No demands? No stealing? Just wanton destruction?
Get some pikes for when they return.
Clint makes a more imposing Smokey the Bear.
How many times do we need to see the stick in the air?
“Nice piece of hickory” :)
That’s a rough ride back to town for Club.
Do we need these random prospecting buffoons making inane comments whenever a wagon goes by?
It’s pop!
“I brought industry”.. ready? So far I’ve seen a general store and a dentist sign. Make way Rockefeller for the new captain.
That’s a mean white eye.
Teenage emotions. Ugh.
“Wink at him when he washes his teeth” is a dandy line.
Isn’t rape arousing. I’m not sure if the rapist or the monsters that stand around cheering it on are worse.
“Shot ’em full of sass” :) The one-liners keep a come’n.
That is a fine bunch of Gap models and one skeletal looking marshal.
Let me tell you I am turning you down when you never made any intentions towards me. It is incredibly awkward for you, but it makes me feel better. And just so I can smooch Clint…
Nothing good ever happens from closing the door.
Is this just cause everyone’s got a flaw? How ’bout he’s obviously a murderer and they wasn’t always “bad” men. Ugh! Horrible! Why Clint? And now you’re gonna get his help?! I hate that.
That’s a long fuse. They call it a pants fuse. On a count it gives you enough time to get yer britches on and skedaddle.
Why are they shooting so much at nothing? One of them was looking in the window as they barged in! These guys are too stupid to live.
So long scumbag preacher.