What the hell?
Love the 7-Up song. I do the same thing.
Emilio stole that earring from Keifer on the set of The Lost Boys.
Really a gun? Officer Over React.
What a d@#c manager! Why’d he fire the other guy (Napoleon Dynamite’s evil cousin)?!
Pant folding? This movie is on the road to out there.
That is generic a beer can as you can get.
He calls her honey? Out brief window into their relationship suggests that kind of attitude has no place.
When were strap pants in?
Future Uber.
Knitting office cop?
There’s that most generic beer again. Someone dropped 20 balls on the product placement front.
Anything for a buck! I should have expected Larry – Darrell – Darrell.
Love the cross-armed tough-guy in a HAZMAT suit.
That generic “food” looks delicious. Another product placement folly.
This scene is pathetic, even as a parody.
I’m going to stop commenting on the generic items and just bow down at the immense genericism.
Sometimes there is one person in the car, and the next cut there are two people in the car?
I hace no words for the dip-$h!t-ness of these robbers. And I double very much this place has truly fresh sandwiches.
What was that! Emilio is maced and his partner just drives away calmly and callously?
A millionaire using a coin operated laundry? He deserves what the punks did to his clothes.
Still? She gets into the car? Apparently women like dopes who are jerks to the elderly.
And she mysteriously knows his name?! Come on.
Go out again? A 10 block drive while he laughs at you is a date? That was a fast second date.
Damn! I’m only 30 minutes in! This review makes a better screenplay so far.
And now slim jim training. I hope that seat belt rule line was ad-libbed.
Commando cigarettes :)
And now book burning. This movie is a recruitment film for failures.
If I gave you $20 to make this film I’d expect $8 in change.
Now this might be something… One Lens Man.
“I don’t want no Commie’s in my car. No Christians either.” … That is priceless.
When has anyone wanted a stranger to check the trunk?
He would have bene way more *$#^(^ up from a guitar beat down.
Plate O’ Shrimp for $2.95. Not bad.
It is always nice to see thieves being nice to the homeless.
He’s right there! He doesn’t see it! This city is overrun with car thieves!
I love the mafioso’s slurping cola in reaction :)
Gum and guns. Nice.
Clearly they added her screams later. There are several scenes where the actors where so bored they had to dub over emotions later.
Check your sawed-off at the door please.
“We don’t have all night! We’ve got crimes to go do.”
“Let’s get to those crimes. Yeah, let’s get sushi and not pay.”
These idiots would have failed detention.
He just pulls the keys out of a moving vehicle?!
Action stairs.
This movie is a remarkable feat. There is not a full 5 minutes that is not uninterrupted by nonsense or worse.
That is the most uneventful mailbox crash ever.
You eat some sushi without paying and suddenly you want a white picket fence?! This is a just plain stupid turn of events.
They spent their explosives budget on breaking glass bottles. If this movie had a ball-chin it would give Movie 43 a run for it’s money, but nice product placement for “London Dry Gin”.
You want her back now?!
Kill everyone and you don’t even clean out the register?
So long and thanks for the popcorn.
This movie makes 1% sense.
“I blame society” is a horrible failure at last words.
There’s blood all over the instant mashed potatoes!
Maybe not. HA!
The hospital door gag is the better thing in this movie! Seriously, I laughed out loud.
Your friend is randomly under a passing gurney.
That smile button must be an inside joke.
The failure to break a window with a barricade is the second best thing! Another audible laugh.
Ice cube rain?
“No beer is needed here!” Obviously she is not watching this movie.
It is a shame such a turbulent relationship had to end so abruptly.
If I drilled holes in my head I couldn’t create a more ridiculous movie.