Shark Side of the Moon (1/5)

The good thing about these movies is everything breaks down quickly.

Why a brief closeup of shoes?

Wow! Quite a punch.

They were just outside the door and now they are meters down the hall?!

Why is there a space shuttle in Russia and why is it at an experimental complex?

These are higher production sharks than I expected.

Is that going to be the same stock footage of a clapping crowd when they return?

When in doubt reboot. I love how they say restart to make it sound less fragile.

Th is crew failed the psychology evaluation. Most immediately jump to “we’re all gonna die”!

I have to sit through ads during this movie?

That one does look slightly anemic.

Are they gonna run back the distance of a 20 minute walk in seconds?

Where did the other one go?

Idiots never following the advice of locals.

This is getting stranger. Can I saw that going in knowing the premise?

They are not “giant” shark people, just shark people.

The Alternate is okay for awhile then sticks both feet in his mouth. He keeps insulting the people keeping him alive.

They are taking full advantage of their green screen time.

Is it hard to limp lien you are missing a leg?

What is the Alternate smiling for? He is gonna get it right?

That dude is real quick to hate his crew mate.

I’m sure the highest commendation is a big relief for Henri. BTW, did they name him Henri with an “i” to give him character?

Good use of your budget to show a blood splat photo on an iPad.

What range.. The Alternate walks off sullenly.

The leader looks different from last time.

Hiding under an open table is a great idea.

The Alternate is an a-hole to the end.

Good thing the director did not tell the actors to move across the moon surface as if gravity was not distinct for each of them.

“You are the best fighter I know”?! He’s lived on the moon for 40 years! He barely knows anyone?!

The Alternate is a terrible actor. He applies emotions inappropriately.

Why is she jumping out when the doll is still in the boat?

How did she go from producing 1 to 20-ish?

A bad ending for a bad movie.

This does not qualify as horror.

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