Never look in the bag.
Stop eating Cheetos! They are the worst! They leave a sticky, cheesy mess on your fingers! Yuk!
I don’t like the dad.
What a thing to say to a little girl.
What bakery keeps a welder in the back?
You can’t see what it is?! This may all be over sugar packets!
Can anyone off the street walk into the coroner’s office and do that? On a related note, if movies have been truthful, all coroners take cheap bribes.
He looks like his son.
What a terrible disposal job. They call themselves professionals.
Heartfelt in a way.