The Beastmaster (2/5)

Leads with much heavy breathing. This low budget classic has plenty of waste. Ancient PETA. MST3K material.

Even at 125% speed this is painful. This is pretty horrible. I should stop re-watching movies from my childhood.

Ridiculously fake tear.

They wasted nothing on fake blood… Is this a Disney production?

“Fight to the top!”… now that everyone is dead – worthless.

For someone who’s lost the use of their arm, he sure uses it a lot.

Everyone likes to stand on cliffs.

Keep your precious memories – stay away.

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