Vampire’s Kiss (1/5)

I’d gladly exchanged the time I spent watching this for plucking my nose hairs.

Wow! The opening credits stink of a bad after school special.

Interracial. How progressive.

Foreign Distribution?

How strange.. a hot dog cart.

Mortal combat with a bat?

This movie is horrible.

Uninterested old lady in the bathroom is now very concerned.

Now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you kill me.

Eccentric? He’s a nut.

How dramatic! A light!

This is not a dark comedy, but a dark tragedy.

Vampires eat cockroaches?

Now we have to suffer through an “action” scene of walking quickly down several flights of stairs, including “interesting” shots of hands touching the bannister.

I wish they weren’t planks either, then I would get the remaining 25 minutes back to spend in a more fruitful manner, like mismatching my socks.

Another concerned older lady.

OMG the plastic teeth have taken this movie to a new low.

No bouncer?

No matter what it is there is always someone into it.

Dramatic emotions quickly followed by crappy 80s dance.

That was a very quick nighttime.

Blissfully it is over.

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