Van Helsing (4/5)

Why do these people stay?!

Filthy friar.

Hiding the non-decoy so close? It’s like 10 feet away? How did they not see it? This illusion is greater than David Copperfield making the Statue of Libery disappear.

This party looks like the Yahoo! company Xmas party. Complete with stilts.

Sun Bomb… “A genius with access to unstable chemicals” :)

No one ever enters a mirror faster than very slow.

That must take all night to light all those torches.

“… never be the first to stick your hand in a viscous material.” :)

The wives never learn to not play with their food.

Throwing it is a horrible plan… if you did not know you were in a movie.

Anna definitely needs to enter concussion protocol. Repeatedly.

Anna has a remarkably high constitution.

Hugh handed his clothes over to James Purefoy for Solomon Kane.

Highly Rewatchable.

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