I could work here.
Think about the floor :)
I don’t remember the last pencil sharpener I saw. Let alone on an individuals desk.
Is this The Sixth Sense’s out-of-wedlock child with The Office?
“And that’s how I met you” is good segue.
Carol isn’t helpful unless she had gossip to spread.
The shoe cover machine costs a truckload more than the rugs.
Is Andrew rotating in his fish bowl?
Everyone leaves their monitor on?!
Is he Kramer in that episode he didn’t work there?
Good quietly smug music