Deathstalker

He didn’t wipe his knife very clean.

Barely over an hour running time.

His name.. is Mr Blue Balls.

Classic drag gag

They used a literal bucket of makeup on the witch’s face.

What is the point of charging hires when everyone stops when they meet?

This is a mock Conan. Is he going to do it with this witch?

He really does look like The Beastmaster.

Man, she can’t let him get a drink of water! Is she the Nag Hag?

Shades of Lion-O

Even back then a closeup like that was creepy.

He even does the Conan sword figure-8.

That is very thin blood.

This is ridiculous. I’m out.