Michael is back! This can’t possibly be worst than American Ninja 3.
I watched a making of the first movie. Apparently in low budget action movies they spend time on the action and often have zero time to rehearse dialog. I’ll keep that in mind going forward.
I think that is the first time in four films a ninja screamed when dying.
What the hell is that costume/hair on the cliff?!
That one soldier looks kind of like Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys.
You are not safe on a boat. I foresee blowguns or submerged ninja.
The priest paused not at all for any objections.
So Navy Seals stole this scene from American Ninja 4 huh.
Gee, I wonder who the local contact will be.
That is a ridiculous passcode. I can’t wait to see the scene where they say it with a straight face.
I miss Steve.
They certainly milked some time filming parachuting.
Why is he wearing a button down shirt in the jungle?
What a horrendous accent.
That is a very slow bus zoom.
What! The bus door is on the wrong side!
He is going to suffer what exhaustion I. That black leather.
These two look like they were thrown out of an Indian Jones Nazi try out.
Are we ever going to see why he wants them alive? Generic meddling perhaps?
He could only have not seen his hair if he had not looked on purpose.
What is that random meat on the torture room floor?
Why does he need a mask? So no one can tell he used to be a car salesman?
Good eye acting by the choker from behind ninja.
That is ridiculous bullet dodging three times.
Again, no green ninja?!
Do they climb the cliff every day to watch the ninja practice punch and kick?
This one-eyed ninja looks beyond ridiculous.
Jumping over a knee-high wall with flame is not impressive.
Where is the dart in his back?
Joe thinking montage.
Classic 80s jacket.
That lookout tower made from a car is awesome!
We’ve driven from American Ninja into Road Warrior… Correction. Thunderdome.
Why did the kid walk away?
They wasted a good 10 seconds filming everyone going back to what they were doing before.
Joe goes to another dinner party.
Vulcan neck pinch
These movies like to show people using stairs.
Why wouldn’t you check the only other door?
Terrible cut job with the pit clothes change.
That was a very long moment to mentally connect the old ammunition tunnels. BTW, why wouldn’t you concrete up any old tunnels when you move into an old base?
I forgot about the one-eyed ninja.
Terrible fake mask.
What is in that bag? His lucky bowling shoes?
Why did they give Sean a new shirt? Make that all a new shirt for burning.
How are they not always suspicious of a ninja without a mask?!
Why would they surround them the let the. Slowly back away?
One has a wood axe :)
His name is Sean not Scott.
What was the point in the high hand touch? I thought they were going to fight while holding hands.
Every time his face turns back a new bruise has formed.
A very casual extinguish by bomb by Joe.
What gift… Here is my stolen costume I’ve given you without washing it, but at least I folded it.
And here is a no-basis romance.
What a line to end on.
It’s like they made two movies and stitched them together.