American Ninja V (0/5)

I already hate this because of the switch to roman numerals (the Internet cannot even decide on if it is V or 5). Turns out this is not officially part of the series, and the last time I watch an American Ninja movie without Michael it was complete garbage. Good thing Cannon likes to name the protagonist Joe. If that wasn’t enough, even IMDb rates this less than 3 stars. I am NOT going to pay $2.99 to rent this. Thanks nonsense licensing for saving me from the pain. You may think it is unfair to rate this a 0 after only watching a few YouTube clips. Watching the entire film can only lower the rating. I mean come on, this is listed as being in the Romance genre. I am not going to voluntarily lower my feelings on Pat Morita by watching this.