A civil war zombie movie could be interesting.
Hey buddy! A multi-colored quilt is not valid armor.
Headshots don’t work?
The last thing you want to do while grieving is dog.
Adam is never going to hear you if you can’t pronounce his name legibly.
Again, no one builds a proper fortress or traps.
I expect an empty grave upon his return.
That’ll put him off dinner tonight.
His horse is strolling in the background.
1.5 hours more of this?
So much crying and whining. Painful.
This could have been accomplished in 15 minutes tops.
Okay. That is enough of this. Horrible. I don’t even care enough to read the Wikipedia plot, not that there is one.