Planet of the Sharks (1/5)

A much cleaner version of that place in Water World.

No binoculars or scopes survived? … Oh.

Where are the defenses?

How about an alarm bell? Or do the Sharks react to noise? … Oh… Not very loud? Was there a noise level restriction on set?

What about some dolphin decoys to float on the surface?

Why is there an empty barrel in the way?

This place is doing my check better.

6 minutes in and a second reference to home brew. Either this world is full of software engineers or they are drunks.

Boat man has the Costner hair style of Water World but at a fraction of the price.

A bow tie?

What the hell kind of accent is that?

Don’t lead then back!

Some of the best minds (of the 500 or so people left) on the planet.

“Deep Six” it. Some nice forced “natural” slang.

This is a ludicrous shark hunt dance.

I expected more shark hunters.

Those are tiny sharks. And why are you wasting the resources?

When they docked I was gonna say something about theft but I figured in this world you were likely safe.

How is he gonna catch up to a motor boat?

Hold him up and I’m sure he’ll be killed by a flying shark.

They’re protecting her.

I can easier read an ultrasound that these quick flashes of these horrible soar readings.

It is obviously a staple of shark movies that people above the water have incredible shark vision to see sharks underwater. I suppose those with the mutant gene for this are the ones that survived this far.

The pilot likes to crew gum.

Way to repeat the instructions to save writing. Don’t get too close… Oh.

Stop yelling!

No one knows what vehicle he is talking about until we finally see it?!

Hey! You said you ha e Nicole’s risking it all to draw THEM in. This is the first time have mentioned THEM to the science people!!!

That exactly waist I was thinking when he punched the roof.

Years ago I would have watched this on a lame Saturday night.

Sexy Unix talk unseen since Jurassic Park.

They didn’t “waste” money on a Go Pro.

Hey! Gumdrop iMacs!

Suddenly yell boy is concerned with other people.

I imagine a shark will reappear at some point.

This movie is just long enough to fill 2 hours of network time.

Horrible pressure acting yell boy.

What is with the close up shots of hands turning the wheel ? Again?

With all these sharks why does not one swim with urgency half the time?!

Clearly no keyboard cleaner in this world.

Can they drop the formality of “sir”?

What is this katana crap?!

I hope there are no space sharks.

Black blood?

I’m sure those buildings smell great.

Comedy? This movie is not funny.

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