Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (1/5)

I already suspect an evil plan.

After multiple Sharknados no one wants a Shark themed casino. That’s like a terrorist themed casino.

Cousin Gemini?

“Don’t go to prison” is a good line for a kid to his dad.

I had some comment here but I forgot and I don’t care enough to skip back 30 seconds.

That is a super dark cab.

These movies are still packing in the cameos.

I don’t relish reviewing these films as I spend far more than double the running time for all the comments.

He says he is gonna get crazy but then wants to go to sleep?

Ominous lightning. Is it gonna strike the casino this freeing the tank of sharks? And since the casino was built like a fish tank it is water proof? Sound ludicrous? What film series are you watching?

Has anyone seen Sharknado 4 and not 1-3v

How bad it is? Stern head shake bad.

Who sky dives in a dress?

Chipendale’s critch combat? This film was written by a 5 year old. The previous where written by an 8 year old.

He’s gonna drive the car to the street on a road of tornado sand *sigh*

Why is he steering?

What the hell is that light swirl? Is this Gem and the Holograms?

Are we gonna get a Goonies reference?

Suddenly he knows how to raise a sail?

I think I’ve already missed many celebrities can I don’t watch TV for follow society.

People gets a lot of practice on their teeth gritting.

What a shit quality boat.

I assume they make each movie with a smaller budget as a point of pride.

Points for the credits being 20 minutes in.

Obviously they got a bulk deal on those glasses.

What is going on? Have you seen the previous 3 movies?

Now we have boulder covered sharks?

His jet is made of legos.

They are ruining every movie one by one.

Tommy D stands for Tommy Dickhead.

A whole 5 minutes without something comment worthy.

Lovely a racist chainsaw.

Enough already with all the *-nados.

Horrible accent Dog.

Those wouldn’t have exploded without the rocket?

More isotopes is the answer!

How am I gonna make it through 2 more of these?

Do I dare point out the two women following Tommy around?

Tara doesn’t look like she is alive.

Blew a tire on the Kansas state line.

Busey is perfectly cast.

I think this movie goes faster if you don’t pay close attention.

This string theory doesn’t make sense either.

Does anyone know how to run like a normal person?

I guess not every family member survives for multiple movies. No time to mourn. Or even notice.

At 4th movie you have the power of flight.

Now we see why the striped stockings.

He dude your wife is dead!

Another movie could be worse.

The biggest cliffhanger is what cities are left for the last two movies? This series has got to go international.

I might want to be killed by a nuclear-nado before seeing another Sharknado movie.

Now you’re just yelling out movie names.

I can’t puke enough.

I hope they didn’t close the Falls to shoot this.

Single digits minutes left!

This movie is an MST3K orgasm.

Why are you calling him Little Gill? He’s not a rapper.

A whale?

Someone pointed the camera at their feet and they HAD to use it.

It is 30 then 2 breathes.

Fast credits… no one wants their name to be seen.

If poop in a cup is art this is a masterpiece for the ages.

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